When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
^^THIS
This will never not be interesting to me.
prisoners getting better food than me cool
(Source: consumerbehaviourself)
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
(Source: doomriff)
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~

